I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Randomize
