OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
