whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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