i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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