it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Randomize
