I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
My liver just had a heart attack.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
She made me pour olive oil on her.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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