Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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