So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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