Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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