i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I have post one night stand depression
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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