Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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