why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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