Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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