I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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