I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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