that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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