doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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