My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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