He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
please come you make the beer taste better
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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