North Korea, Best Korea!
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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