He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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