if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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