3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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