Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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