why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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