i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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