either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
you are never too drunk for berry picking
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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