YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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