She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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