I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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