We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
There's always time for handjobs
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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