Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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