I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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