Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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