God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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