There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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