You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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