some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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