The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
