i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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