yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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