Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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