i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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