Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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