I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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