I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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