i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Just high enough for therapy.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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