This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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