when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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