How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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