I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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