But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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