I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
God, I missed his penis.
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