we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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