You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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