This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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