What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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