i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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