ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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