her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm bleeding and have questions
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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